Hercules (Not Samson)

The best thing about this sculpture is how the museum chose to display it: It looks like Hercules is checking himself out. "God, my ass looks incredible slaying this lion. Work, Hercules. Work."

Terrible from Every Angle

Every view of this statue somehow manages to be worse than the last - no matter what order you view these photos in. Yes, that should be impossible, but behold:

Solomon's Castle, Ona, Florida 

The mind boggles.