We're now on Instagram

It's been four years and four months since my last post, but the lions continue to be terrible, so I've decided to migrate to Instagram. Old faves and new horrors will be posted over there, whenever it occurs to me.

Lions can be submitted by DM on instagram.

@very.bad.lions 

A Never-ending Parade of Samson

"Oh god, he's finally lost it, hasn't he?"

"No, no. I think this is a good thing. He's finally channeled all that rage into something useful!"

"And what's that, exactly?"

"...denistry?"

"Yep. He's lost it."

Poor Guy

This lion looks like he just realized everyone forgot his birthday.

This lion comes to us courtesy of one Edward Burne-Jones, who I tend to think is very talented.

This...does not reflect that.

I especially love that he managed to successfully draw a cow, a sheep, an eagle, an angel, and twenty kneeling kings, and then just fell apart at the lion.

I think I'll call him Carl. He's an absolute bitch to share an office with.

All Hail the Mighty Rabbits

Le lion mort, Paul de Vos

They truly are the kings of the jungle.

Lions, Wine, and Golf, Oh My!

This is the logo for a prestigious 19th-century dude's club:

Yep, looking PRETTY MANLY:

Why does the lion need that band of fig leaves? Is anyone really looking for lion penis when they look at this image? Also, I thought that was a sword at first, but it's just a golf club. What a disappointment. Much like the members of this club, I imagine.

It's Electrifying

Someone teach this lion some socket safety tips.