That Fourth Cup of Coffee Was a Mistake

"Hey"

"Heey"

"Heeey"

"Heeeey"

"I'm so EXCITED. And I just can't HIDE IT."

Packwood House, Lapworth

Lay Off the Gym, Dude

Who sits down and thinks, you know what lions need? BIGGER MUSCLES.

Victoria and Albert Museum, London

"Yeah, bro. I can bench 250. Wanna go get a protein shake?"

Someone Get This Thing to a Vet

Someone took this photo through the back window of a car:

Which means someone purposefully displayed this thing in their car.

It looks like it's molting, and it's definitely not happy about it.

Thanks for the submission, Rachel!

At Least He's Happy About It

This lion couldn't be more thrilled with how crap he is. But the real question is: what does an ecstatically happy bad lion have to do with 'keep out' signs?

I love this lunchbox, because its the closest thing I've ever found to the header of this blog. I probably should have bought it.

Imperialism: An Illustration

This is precisely why you don't bring a bike with you on safari, dude. I hope he eats your little satchel.

Dramatic, Much?

James Ward, Sketch for Daniel in the lion's den, 1841

Someone needs to explain to this lion that Daniel is the one in trouble here.

Thanks for the submission, Joanne!

Makes My Tongue Itch Just Thinking About It

Look, I realize we're going for "stylized", but that mane is coming out of his mouth.