Friday, 9 December 2011

Everything About This is Wrong

Seriously. What in the actual hell?

I so desperately wish I had a picture of the front of this figurine, because that face is clearly very, very special. It is, once again, a dude’s face, but with a horsey snout and eyeliner. I really wish artists would stop giving cats people faces. A cat with a person face is not a lion, it’s a manticore (or, you know, “a nightmare, make it stop”).

And then, why is the head enormous compared to the teensy body? Is it to support the weight of those dramatic black eyebrows that dude-cat is sporting? And why didn’t anyone teach him to match his foundation to his actual skin tone?