Sunday, 29 June 2014

The Fiercest of Them All

*David Attenborough voice* Now we see the mighty lion in its natural habitat, about to make a kill.

Brutal? Yes. But that's the way of the world.

Thursday, 26 June 2014

Thursday, 19 June 2014

Amusement Parks: Not for Children

A few weeks ago I posted some photos from my trip to the West Midlands Safari Park. But, like many theme parks, it's a gift that keeps on giving (nightmares):

Ah, off-brand Disney. Ruining childhoods one terrifying little face at a time:

"No, no honey, don't cry. It's okay. Simba just had a little ... accident down at the nuclear plant. But don't worry! Now that Disney owns Marvel, he'll probably get some cool powers out of it."

Lionman, Lionman
Looking like no lion can 
Glowing green
Big dead eyes
Mangled nose
Makes kids cry

Thursday, 12 June 2014

We've All Been There

Don't look so worried! It's not like this picture is going on the INTERNET or anything!

Thanks for the submission, Mark!

Thursday, 5 June 2014

The Return of a Favorite

If there was anything that truly needed to be memorialized, it was this guy:

Well done.