Thursday, 27 March 2014

No One is Safe from Steroid Abuse

Your body was fine just the way it was, lion. You don't have to resort to this.

Thursday, 20 March 2014

Lions: Notoriously Smaller than Dogs

I don't have a source on this, and I'm sure whatever ancient culture/artist made it is grateful for that.

Let's get a close-up:

This lion is extremely concerned ... presumably about himself.

Thursday, 6 March 2014

A New High(Low)

I say a lot of things are the worst, but these may genuinely be the worst:


That is a face that belongs in a horror movie. It's basically the lion equivalent of this:

And it's for sale. For money. ACTUAL HUMAN MONEY.

Get yours at Hobby Lobby today! Only $6.49 and a lifetime of nightmares!

Thanks for the submission, Jen!