It’s a fact: Lionskin rugs will never look
good, because no matter how well done, they strongly resemble a lion dropped
from a very great height:
SPLAT!
But even within that realm of awful, there
are some true masterpieces.
The standard expression for these bad boys
is the snarl:
“I might be a rug, but I could still kick
your ass”.
But some taxidermists choose to deviate.
There’s the “Oh shit, I’m a rug”:
The “holy crap, how could this happen to someone
with such good hair?”:
The “Of course. My mother always said I’d
be a failure”:
And, naturally, the “Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. I’m
so flaaaaaaaaaat”:
Keep up the good work, taxidermists!
Still the best blog ever.
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