It’s a fact: Lionskin rugs will never look good, because no matter how well done, they strongly resemble a lion dropped from a very great height:
But even within that realm of awful, there are some true masterpieces.
The standard expression for these bad boys is the snarl:
“I might be a rug, but I could still kick your ass”.
But some taxidermists choose to deviate. There’s the “Oh shit, I’m a rug”:
The “holy crap, how could this happen to someone with such good hair?”:
The “Of course. My mother always said I’d be a failure”:
And, naturally, the “Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. I’m so flaaaaaaaaaat”:
Keep up the good work, taxidermists!