Friday, 3 May 2013

Flattening Them Really Doesn't Help

It’s a fact: Lionskin rugs will never look good, because no matter how well done, they strongly resemble a lion dropped from a very great height:


But even within that realm of awful, there are some true masterpieces.

The standard expression for these bad boys is the snarl:

“I might be a rug, but I could still kick your ass”.

But some taxidermists choose to deviate. There’s the “Oh shit, I’m a rug”:

The “holy crap, how could this happen to someone with such good hair?”:

The “Of course. My mother always said I’d be a failure”:

And, naturally, the “Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude. I’m so flaaaaaaaaaat”:

Keep up the good work, taxidermists!

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