At the park, I saw some very good lions:
So noble! So fluffy!
However, these in no way made up for the plethora of Very Bad Lions running rampant all over the park. Starting, of course, with the gift shop:
Oh yeah, I definitely see the resemblance.
It didn't help that all the signs were right next to real, gorgeous lions:
Note to artists: there's "stylized" and then there's "terrible." And THEN there's "no no no no no no":