Thursday, 19 June 2014

Amusement Parks: Not for Children

A few weeks ago I posted some photos from my trip to the West Midlands Safari Park. But, like many theme parks, it's a gift that keeps on giving (nightmares):

Ah, off-brand Disney. Ruining childhoods one terrifying little face at a time:

"No, no honey, don't cry. It's okay. Simba just had a little ... accident down at the nuclear plant. But don't worry! Now that Disney owns Marvel, he'll probably get some cool powers out of it."

Lionman, Lionman
Looking like no lion can 
Glowing green
Big dead eyes
Mangled nose
Makes kids cry

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