But what’s that? Way in the back?
A bad lion! They’re lurking everywhere these days.
I’d offer you a commentary on this lion’s monstrous, deformed dragon-head or its ridiculously long tail (seriously, think how far back that thing would drag if it was on the ground), but I’m much too distracted by the thing that’s trying to eat the lion’s face.
For those of you who haven’t noticed, these are the astrological signs.
Which means that’s supposed to be a CRAB.
Spin-off blog, anyone?
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